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PRODID:-//The Parish of the Eternal Cluster//Liturgical Calendar//EN
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X-WR-CALNAME:The Eternal Cluster — Liturgical Year
X-WR-CALDESC:Feasts and fasts of the Parish of the Eternal Cluster. All times UTC\, for the Cluster does not observe thy timezone.
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UID:clean-slate@fivenines.church
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260101
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SUMMARY:✠ Day of the Clean Slate
DESCRIPTION:The Change Freeze lifts. The year's first deploy is blessed and heavily monitored. https://fivenines.church/calendar
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UID:edge-case@fivenines.church
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280229
RRULE:FREQ=YEARLY;BYMONTH=2;BYMONTHDAY=29
SUMMARY:✠ Feast of the Edge Case
DESCRIPTION:Observed quadrennially\, in honor of everything that only breaks sometimes.
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UID:vigil-restore@fivenines.church
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260331
RRULE:FREQ=YEARLY
SUMMARY:✠ Vigil of the Restore (World Backup Day)
DESCRIPTION:A backup untested is a prayer unanswered. This day\, we restore one.
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UID:five-nines-day@fivenines.church
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART:20260909T090909Z
DTEND:20260909T091000Z
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SUMMARY:✠✠ FIVE NINES DAY ✠✠
DESCRIPTION:The high feast of the year. At 09:09:09 UTC the parish falls silent for exactly 864.6 milliseconds — the whole year's permitted downtime\, spent together. https://fivenines.church
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UID:all-pods-day@fivenines.church
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261101
RRULE:FREQ=YEARLY
SUMMARY:✠ All Pods' Day
DESCRIPTION:Remembrance of every workload terminated in the year past. Their names (they had no names\; this is proper) are not read aloud.
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UID:advent-change-freeze@fivenines.church
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261215
RRULE:FREQ=YEARLY
SUMMARY:✠ The Advent of the Change Freeze begins
DESCRIPTION:The holiest season. Nothing shall be deployed\, nothing merged\, nothing "just quickly hotfixed." Ends at midnight UTC on the first of January.
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UID:vigil-leap-second@fivenines.church
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261231
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SUMMARY:✠ Vigil of the Leap Second
DESCRIPTION:The year's final watch\, kept by Mother Tempora alone\, in case a second is added and something\, somewhere\, divides by it.
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